I don’t normally post sentimental posts, however:
It is my lovely Tumblr friend’s birthday today, we have spent many a times bashing celebrities and exchanging jokes through the medium of Private Messaging.
I consider her a good friend and a lovely individual, I wish I knew you in real life because I’d like to indulge in sexual activities with you, but if you don’t want to then that’s okay. I said I’d make you a birthday post at midnight but I forgot, so here it is at 12.30
Happy 22nd Birthday glittering-diamonds
Kisses and Hugs to you.